The Puget Sound Bus Driver's Prayer
I wrote this after listening to Ian Dury's "Bus Driver's Prayer".
I thought it would be a challenge to come up with a more-local version.
It was.
Our Father, who art in Everett, Haller Lake be thy name. Thy Kingsgate come Thy Willows be done, On Purdy as it is in Everett. Give us this day our daily Bend, And forgive us our Yesler Terraces as we forgive those who Yesler Terrace against us Lead us not into Edmonds Station but deliver us from Eatonville For thine is the Kingsgate The Brier and the North City for Auburn and Auburn North Bend