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QUEEN FOR A DAY

Girl, I swear,
you will never guess
who had the nerve
to show her face
at my door!
Coppola Mae!
Can you believe it?!?!
Miss Thing
was dressed in his
gold lame, mind you.
The bitch thought
he looked so good.
Well, I told her.
I read her up one
side and down the other
If she thinks
she's the best queen
in Little Rock,
well, you know
who's the queen of the
city and it sure ain't
Miss Coppola.
Showin' up at
Discovery and
Sgt. Preston's
with two days'
of beard and
Miss Thing
think he can
cover it with
pancake make-up.
And false eyelashes, now.
Whoever told her
to dress like that-
Well!
I'd be shamed
if I showed up
with those 15-year-old,
out-of-date
wedgy shoe things.
Bitch just needs
to find hisself another
town to do
her show in.
Some place small.
Well, girl, I done
said enough about
Miss Coppola.
If you see her
you tell her
the crown will be mine
when it's all done
on Saturday night.
See you there, baby.
Take care.
Bye.

---CCC '91